1.Ford, General Motors and Chrysler would all be complaining because
Microsoft was putting a radio in all its models.
2.A particular model year of car wouldn't be available until after that
year, instead of before.
3.People would get excited about the ``new'' features in Microsoft cars,
forgetting completely that they had been available in other brands for
years.
4.Occasionally your car would just die for no reason,and you'd have
to restart it. For some strange reason, you would just accept this.
You Might be a Microsoft
Programmer If...
The Windows 95/98 startup screen makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside
You think Windows 98 is totally Y2K safe
You believe that all Microsoft programs are easy to use, and that all
have "clean, consistent" interface
You haven't laughed at any of the above
Email: [email protected] Last Updated June 25th, 1999.
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